Cast Your Ballot to the Wind

if you're hankering to cast your vote, but don't have the patience to wait for November, now you can slake your thirst for democracy by voting for The Bush-Cheney 2004 Re-Election Slogan. My favorite choices are:

• "Sure, Everything Looks Bad If You Remember It"


• "Rich Whiteys For a Better Rich Whitey Tomorrow!"


• "Just Wait Until We Don't Have To Worry About Re-election"


• "Go Ahead and Vote If It Will Make You Feel Better"

There's more over there.