Wednesday, September 01, 2004

A Hell of a Town

Who says New Yorkers aren't helpful to visitors? The Morning News offers this guide to the city especially for whoever happens to be visiting NYC this week for some reason.
“Are New Yorkers worried about terrorist threats because of the convention?”

Of course! And for that very reason the city has installed increased security measures for the entire week you’re here. So if you haven’t already received your full-body cavity search, please head to the 70th Precinct immediately and request one.

And the offer suggestions to counter the sloganeering of protestors:
“Compassion Means Caring For Your Fellow Man, After I Get Mine”


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