Everybody funny. Now he funny too.

Norbizness has his fingers on the thready, struggling pulses of all the Americas.

One America (Obama)? Two Americas (Edwards)? Not even close! Anthropological data reveals that the 78741 zip code in East Austin contains at least 1200 discrete Americas, all violently opposed to one another, including:

Check the list. Which America do you live in? I think mine is:

6. The America that thinks that Iraq is being led by a democratically elected consortium of delegates selected by a bunch of hot, sweaty town hall meetings, but believes that we totally faked the moon landing in 1969.