I jump on the bandwagon
Everybody's linking to this, and I hate to be left out, so step right this way for Jon Stewart's address to the William and Mary class of 2004. Every bit as funny as Conan O'Brien's Harvard Commencement Speech from 2000. Says Stewart:
What about your lives? What piece of wisdom can I impart to you about my journey that will somehow ease your transition from college back to your parents' basement?