She Blinded Me Against Science

Admit it, you kind of knew something like this was coming. And as usual, a "joke" cuts closer to the truth than the real news: Laura Bush's "Just Say No" To Science Crusade

So the next time some satanic science show like Nova comes on the TV, just say 'No' and immediately change the channel to the 700 Club or Fox News.

Hey, has the first lady ever steered you wrong? Or anywhere?