Which leaves me wondering, who designed mine?
Now, through the synthesis of modern technology and ancient religiomythology, you can Design your own hell!
UPDATE: You know what? I actually had posted My Own Hell in this spot, but then I decided it wasn't really all that funny. If you want to see what's what, follow the link above and let them take you through the paces. It's (marginally) funnier that way anyhow.